“Turn around! The ball is behind you!”
“You’re a forward! Run forward!”
“Kick the ball!”—very helpful
“No! Our goal is the other way!”
“Quit playing with the grass and watch the ball!”
“Don’t kick it to the other team!”
He hollers through the whole game and it’s all I can do not to lay down on the sideline and laugh until I pee my pants. It’s so funny.
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